things i learned from seeing 'snakes on a plane'

• Snakes are not indigenous to Hawaii.
• Don’t leave your can of Red Bull at a crime scene.
• Snakes can not get into 1st class.
• Always pack a bow and arrow in luggage just in case the hero of your flight needs a weapon while he/she is in the cargo hold.
• Rich British people are assholes.
• The snake guy who lives in the desert is probably up to no good.
• Snakes are attracted to breasts, specifically hot girl’s nipples.