goo see VOOMOO!

so good old brandon uffner instant messages me today to tell me about a dream he just had. thought i'd post the conversation for you...because it's quite hilarious.

here you go.

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You1723 (11:09:01 AM): so i thought i'd share a weird dream with you
jeff with a ph (11:09:11 AM): k


Auto Response from You1723 (11:09:06 AM): Ceilings don't exist and there are no floors beneath me.
If I were king of this night, would you become my queen?
And I hope, your majesty that you like your position.
I'll do everything I can to keep you by my side
and I'll stare off through the darkness to find us a kingdom.


You1723 (11:09:14 AM): ha..so im going to the movies...
You1723 (11:09:28 AM): and apparently im going alone, but as i pull up, i see you and angela parking your car
jeff with a ph (11:09:40 AM): lol
You1723 (11:09:47 AM): except angela was driving a huge suv and was being kinda a dick by parking across 3 spaces
jeff with a ph (11:10:02 AM): LOL
You1723 (11:10:16 AM): so i was jokingly going to pull in front of her to block her in, but then i pulled out and went to find another parkign space, even though the lot was craaaazily packed
You1723 (11:10:28 AM): but while im next to you guys i say hey and everything
jeff with a ph (11:10:45 AM): ya lol
You1723 (11:10:42 AM): so i find a spot, get out, and as i do, the two of you are walking past me
jeff with a ph (11:10:53 AM): ok
You1723 (11:10:48 AM): so im like 'hey guys, blah blah blah'
You1723 (11:10:55 AM): and you're like 'why are you here'
jeff with a ph (11:11:04 AM): LOL
You1723 (11:11:01 AM): haha...
jeff with a ph (11:11:10 AM): ok
You1723 (11:11:10 AM): so im like 'well im just going to see a movie'
jeff with a ph (11:11:27 AM): uhuh
You1723 (11:11:41 AM): and we walk up to the entrance together and i ask what you're going to see, because the new harry potter movie is there and chuck and larry is there, and hte lot is full, so i figure most people are seeing that
You1723 (11:11:43 AM): but no...
You1723 (11:11:57 AM): you've already seen both of those and you insist you are going to see 'voomoo'
You1723 (11:12:12 AM): and i keep asking what its about and you're just like 'voomoo! it's voomoo! i wanna see voomoo!'
You1723 (11:12:15 AM): so im like ok
jeff with a ph (11:12:30 AM): LOL
jeff with a ph (11:12:35 AM): that is fucking great
jeff with a ph (11:12:36 AM): lol
You1723 (11:12:31 AM): and you ask what im gonna see..and im like i really dont know...so angela is like 'come see voomoo with us
jeff with a ph (11:12:39 AM): i have seen both of those
jeff with a ph (11:12:45 AM): and if there was a movie called voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:12:48 AM): i would definatly see it lol
You1723 (11:12:45 AM): haha
You1723 (11:12:50 AM): so anyway, we walk in the theater...
jeff with a ph (11:12:56 AM): LOL
You1723 (11:13:01 AM): and like the theater is attached to the mall
jeff with a ph (11:13:18 AM): ok
You1723 (11:13:38 AM): so before we get the tickets, we go to step in the mall...but one o fthe 16 year old ticket takers is like 'you can't go out there, we aren't open yet'...so apparently you cant enter the mall if the movie theater isnt selling tickets yet
You1723 (11:13:51 AM): so we're like...whatever...and we go hang out around the concessions
jeff with a ph (11:14:17 AM): mk
You1723 (11:14:28 AM): and as we get there they have a huge display set up showing that the concessions is selling food that appeared in movies that are currently playing
You1723 (11:14:39 AM): and they had food from chuck and larry and voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:14:45 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:14:49 AM): hahahahaha
You1723 (11:14:46 AM): but it was all breakfast foods
jeff with a ph (11:14:54 AM): what was the food from voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:14:55 AM): lol
You1723 (11:14:52 AM): and i was like what the fuck
jeff with a ph (11:15:01 AM): haha
You1723 (11:15:00 AM): who eats breakfast foods at the movies
jeff with a ph (11:15:14 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:15:18 AM): this is true
You1723 (11:15:25 AM): and i was mad because they had cereal, but it was all cereal i dont like...like trix and cocoa puffs...but they also had like pancakes and waffles and shit
jeff with a ph (11:15:42 AM): did they have fruity pebbles
You1723 (11:15:40 AM): so as im thinking this...this complete douchebag that went to my school walks up
You1723 (11:15:45 AM): yeha they did actually
jeff with a ph (11:15:57 AM): yesssss
You1723 (11:16:08 AM): so anyway, this douche walks up...and as he does angela puts her arm around him and leaves you
You1723 (11:16:12 AM): and im like 'um, what the hell'
jeff with a ph (11:16:37 AM): ruh roh
You1723 (11:16:37 AM): and then after some awkwardness im like 'so, um, you two used to date, and now you two do...hows that working out for you'
You1723 (11:16:46 AM): and you laugh and you're like 'oh its great, now i have two friends'
jeff with a ph (11:16:59 AM): wtf
jeff with a ph (11:17:00 AM): lol
You1723 (11:16:55 AM): haha
jeff with a ph (11:17:06 AM): haha
You1723 (11:17:03 AM): and thats exactly what i was thinking in my dream
You1723 (11:17:14 AM): and then we walked into voomoo and that was the end of my dream....ha
jeff with a ph (11:17:26 AM): noooooo
jeff with a ph (11:17:33 AM): i want to know what voomoo is!!!
jeff with a ph (11:17:34 AM): lol
You1723 (11:17:31 AM): ha..me too
jeff with a ph (11:17:39 AM): haha
jeff with a ph (11:17:46 AM): lol can i blog our aim convo?
You1723 (11:17:42 AM): and you seemed really excited about it
You1723 (11:17:45 AM): haha...surely you can
jeff with a ph (11:17:51 AM): this is funny
You1723 (11:17:49 AM): im gonna google voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:17:57 AM): i want to tell the internet about voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:18:00 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:18:01 AM): ok
jeff with a ph (11:18:08 AM): i will too
jeff with a ph (11:18:14 AM): one word?
jeff with a ph (11:18:17 AM): lol
You1723 (11:18:13 AM): yep
You1723 (11:18:30 AM): ha....so theres a voomoo.com but you need a password to get in...maybe im on to something HUGE
jeff with a ph (11:18:42 AM): http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2045232198
jeff with a ph (11:18:42 AM): http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2045232198
jeff with a ph (11:18:43 AM): http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2045232198
jeff with a ph (11:18:44 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:18:54 AM): this is what we were seeing
jeff with a ph (11:18:55 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:19:11 AM): lol voomoo.com
You1723 (11:19:26 AM): lolololol
jeff with a ph (11:19:32 AM): i wonder what u get in wikipedia
jeff with a ph (11:19:34 AM): lol
You1723 (11:19:33 AM): that is an awesome movie i think
You1723 (11:19:38 AM): what the hell
jeff with a ph (11:19:44 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:19:49 AM): that was like the weirdest thing ever
jeff with a ph (11:19:56 AM): does that person like want to be a doll?
jeff with a ph (11:19:57 AM): lol
You1723 (11:20:09 AM): what the fuck...how am i dreaming of a word ive never heard that apparently is of dollish people rolling around
jeff with a ph (11:20:20 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:20:21 AM): hahahaha
jeff with a ph (11:20:36 AM): no wikipedia entry for voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:20:37 AM): lol
You1723 (11:20:46 AM): i actually teared up when watching that video..ha
jeff with a ph (11:20:56 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:21:08 AM): k im blogging our convo and putting out a link to ur blog
jeff with a ph (11:21:10 AM): lol
You1723 (11:21:10 AM): ha..sounds good
jeff with a ph (11:21:29 AM): have u went back to that yet
You1723 (11:21:37 AM): not yet...but ive come close..ha...ive been tempted lately
jeff with a ph (11:22:13 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:22:23 AM): i blog all the time cuz i have nothing to do
jeff with a ph (11:22:28 AM): and want to tell the world that
You1723 (11:22:26 AM): but im thinkin maybe i should start writing a movie called voomoo
You1723 (11:22:29 AM): maybe that was a sign
jeff with a ph (11:22:35 AM): like what i eat for lunch and dinner
jeff with a ph (11:22:36 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:22:40 AM): u should
jeff with a ph (11:22:43 AM): it will be a hit
You1723 (11:22:41 AM): haha
jeff with a ph (11:22:47 AM): from the name alone
You1723 (11:22:46 AM): very true
You1723 (11:22:53 AM): ha...
You1723 (11:22:56 AM): at one point in my dream
jeff with a ph (11:23:07 AM): ya? lol
You1723 (11:23:12 AM): when you were all excited and were like 'voomoo! i wanna see vooomoo! etc'...
jeff with a ph (11:23:23 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:23:27 AM): ya..
You1723 (11:23:34 AM): you were just rambling 'voomoo, moovoo, voodoo, i wanna see vood-voomoo'
jeff with a ph (11:23:44 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:23:50 AM): hahaha
jeff with a ph (11:23:56 AM): was i yelling this like to u
You1723 (11:23:53 AM): i have no idea why i dream such cracked out things
jeff with a ph (11:23:59 AM): and thats all i would say
You1723 (11:23:59 AM): yes
jeff with a ph (11:24:05 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:24:09 AM): thats just amazing
jeff with a ph (11:24:15 AM): we should reinact this
You1723 (11:24:13 AM): after i asked what you guys were going to see...
jeff with a ph (11:24:21 AM): once u release voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:24:23 AM): lol
You1723 (11:24:32 AM): you didnt say anything besides rambling about voomoo until angela was with the douche
jeff with a ph (11:24:50 AM): haha
jeff with a ph (11:24:53 AM): was i mad then
You1723 (11:25:00 AM): no, remember..you said you were happy that you had two friends now..ha
jeff with a ph (11:25:07 AM): or did i continue to talk about voomoo
jeff with a ph (11:25:10 AM): lol
jeff with a ph (11:25:12 AM): thats it?
jeff with a ph (11:25:14 AM): lol
You1723 (11:25:10 AM): yeah
You1723 (11:25:12 AM): thats it
jeff with a ph (11:25:19 AM): thats so weird
jeff with a ph (11:25:20 AM): lol
You1723 (11:25:22 AM): like i was bitching to angela about the breakfast foods
jeff with a ph (11:25:32 AM): lol
You1723 (11:25:27 AM): and you were just standing there
You1723 (11:25:29 AM): doing nothing
jeff with a ph (11:25:35 AM): haha
jeff with a ph (11:25:45 AM): so no crack before bed
jeff with a ph (11:25:50 AM): alcohol
You1723 (11:25:47 AM): i guess thats the lesson here
You1723 (11:25:47 AM): ha
jeff with a ph (11:25:54 AM): late night foods
jeff with a ph (11:25:59 AM): lol
You1723 (11:25:57 AM): i had two turkey sandwiches
You1723 (11:26:02 AM): avoid those i suppose
jeff with a ph (11:26:10 AM): that might be it
jeff with a ph (11:26:25 AM): when should i stop copying our conversation
jeff with a ph (11:26:27 AM): how about
jeff with a ph (11:26:29 AM): HERE

these are my friends. check out brandon's blog = rocky loves emily.

later.