the following is the most screwed up commercial for orange juice that you will ever see

i'm guessing this ad only runs in Europe for a few reasons: 1. It’s almost two minutes long; 2. Octopus Boobs; 3. Zebra Strippers; 4. A bear who might also be a rapist; 5. It’s for Orangina (delicious, certainly, but when do you ever see a commercial for that “not quite juice, not quite soda” in the States?; and 6. It makes absolutely no f**king sense at all whatsoever. Thank you, Europe, for CGI-ing boobs to the gentle creatures of the forest.