viva la BIG JEFFREY SMILE

waddup kiddies. well sunday night is coming to an end and i felt like postin' it up before i go to bed tonight.

angela cooked me lamb friday night. my first time with lamb. i like eating cute things. it was actually good...i didn't even use any A-1 sauce with it. and ang and i also made PUPPY CHOW!!! mmmmm. that's good. later that night angela and i watched two sweet movies. she's never seen the malkovich (being john malkovich) with cusack, diaz, and the cusack so we watched it. we were gonna watch 28days later the night before so we could see the preview of 28weeks later that night, but we never did--so we watched it friday after bjm. it was actually pretty sweet. i, myself would say i am a zombie flick lover. i'd seen parts of the movie before, but never actually sat down to enjoy it. in the movie the zombies arent really undead--but rather 'enraged' with a virus contracted through monkeys. it's pretty fun...they go crazy and run and will basically beat anything to death, rather than starve and go straight for the brainnybrains. i really liked 28dayslater. so saturday i woke up and read comics for most of the day. riley brady and bryan came over, i guess bryan was taking the kids away for cindys mothers day present. we went to the japanese steak house --u know the usual:crab and shrimp rolls, steak and shrimp. yummyyummy. afterwards we went to angela's bff erin's graduation party for a bit. we looked at french books, angela had a bunch of jello shots, and erin angela and i talked about polar bears and zombie invasion. afterwards we decided to go see 28weeks later. *spoilers* it was intresting with the 2nd one, having a bigger budget...i would hope they wouldn't f-it up. and they really didn't--it was a decent sequel. it takes place, yes, 28 weeks later when the us has come into britian and maintained the virus. the virus infects the main character's wife...yet she is immune. so the dumbass husband kisses his wife, gets infected...and starts it all over again. good stuff. sunday woke up early and basically just sat around with the family. we got mcdonalds for lunch. we watched robin hood AND winnie the pooh. ang and i went to cedar point when bryan and the kids left to go get our passes. oh ya..and then i got into a fight with a stupid lady at cedar point.

so we go to get our passes and everything is going quite normal. we fill out the papers, and walk up to the spot to where we take our pictures. the camera is like a little ball on a stick that is on a counter at about your waist level. so the girl says smile and i look at it and give it my usual jeff big smile, dumbass look for the camera. staple thing i've done for every picture i've ever taken. (excluded my uncomfortable senior pics) we go outside and wait and angela gets her pass back rather quickly....and we sit and wait for mine. it is starting to take forever so i walk in to see what's up and this CRAZY STUPID LADY comes running up to me and is like

"YOU CANNOT USE THIS PASS. WE HAVE TO TAKE IT OVER. YOU ARE TRYING TO BE CROSSEYED!!!!!"

i'm like

"no i'm not. i pose like this for every picture."

"NO! YOU CANNOT DO THIS! THEY WILL TAKE YOUR PASS AWAY FROM YOU---YOU ARE TRYING TO BE CROSSEYED!"

"no i'm not. you mean they are gonna take MY pass away from ME for posing how i ALWAYS POSE? this is ridiculous."

"YOU NEED TO REDO THIS."

"um...fine."

so i go in to retake the pass and the stupid bitch keeps saying "you need to smile normal or we will keep redoing this."

i'm like "fine. i'll keep smiling like this."

so she takes it and i do another dumbass smile yet she took it like a second before i did the smile. TOO SHAY bitch. i hate you. i hope you die alone, lonely in a house full of cats. you pay so much money for this retarded pass--the least i can do is take my picture however the damn well i please.

SO ANYWAYS, we went into cedar point. and played a dollars worth of quarters in the arcade. then went to meijers to buy angelas mom wine, then went to angelas house for dinner. we went to vargos and watched the original 'dawn of the dead' with noah afterwards, because i was generally still in the zombie mood. it was a good weekend -minus that stupid cedar point whore.

viva la BIG JEFFREY SMILE.

later kiddies.