this is what happend wednesday:
angela got off work after 11. we ate veal parmesian for lunch while watching part of 'houseguest.' yes, 'houseguest.' sinbad. phil hartman. we went to fremont. i got my usual stack, and angela got a present for a friend. came home. fred came over. we attempted to celebrate festivus, which ended up being pretty lame. we need to do it better next year. we went to pizza post. i printed off 6 pages of 'festivus' off wikipedia.org that we read to each other while we sat and waited for our food to arrive. fred ate spaghetti, i ate pizza, we both at breadsticks. we both got fake tattoos at pizza post to put on our arms that be both thought were pretty 'TUFF.' i got an octopus and a really mad gorilla, and fred got a leopard. we aired our grievances. (another tradition of festivus.) then fred convinced me to go to the sandusky mall. i did not want to go to the sandusky mall. but i went because i'm a nice friend. fred wanted to go see someone at footlocker. we get there, and apparently she had gotten off work two hours prior. SO WE WENT FOR NOTHING. you're stupid fred. so i went to waldenbooks to see if they had any festivus books. nope. then i went to gamestop to get a present for tag and micheal. we went home. we watched alittle bit of like a behind-the-scenes look at 'curb your enthusiasm.' one of ME and fred's favorite shows. angela's mom came to pick me and fred up, and dropped angela fred and i off at the office bar. right before we walk in the door, fred's like 'i forgot my id.' he really sucks. but we bought him drinks all night anyways, the stupid bastard. it was kind of weird going to the office bar last night. weird because i saw a bunch of my old 'stoner friends' that i have not seen in like over a year. they all praised me as i walked into the bar with hugs. 'heyyyyy jeff myers! you never return our calls! we leave you voicemails ALL THE TIME!' ....that's because all you do is get high. and i don't want to do that anymore, sorry. again i was offered to get stoned last night but once again i turned it down....i'm passed all that shit. ugh. it was sort of like 85% people from st. paul's there last night. most people came and talked to me. a select 3 who were 'too cool.' but i could care less....martin geretz, adam wangler, candi gibson....you are all preppy douchebags. go pop your collars, and steal some computers. wow i'm being kind of mean. owell, none of these people read my blog anyways. it was a good time nonetheless. i wished they had karaoke. it was in face this same bar that i had come to with ang months ago....we sang karaoke after the fusion tour, we had a few drinks...and i really fell hard for her. i mean come on...she sang lita ford to me. that's pretty hard to resist. we stayed there later than all the stoners and preppies, until it was like 3 dudes and a 2 really drunk old people....and fred looked bored and angela didn't want to drink anymore so we called her mom and went outside to wait for her. fred and angela decided it would be fun to stand on the street corner and sing 'do wop' songs. except they only knew one, which was horribly out of sink...yet incredibly hilarious. i pretty much just sat there and laughed. we came home. fred ate spaghetti while i talked to drunk angela on the phone. it kind of reminded me of that first night from the office bar again, cuz we had a drunk conversation after we got home from the bar that night too. she was so wasted i just let her go to sleep. i mean 3 drinks is alot for angela sutter. ha. fred decided to try and wrestle me to the ground (the last tradition of frestivus((the feats of strength)) ) and i just gave in and let him pin me because i was drunk and did not at all feel like giving up a fight. this is jeffrey: lazy. (in my opinion our festivus celebration was incredibly lame and we can do much better next year. fred and i watched a couple of curb your enthusiasms: the seder, and the korean bookie...and went to bed laughing and laughing by reminiscing of old seinfeld episodes that we thought were hilarious. this went on for about a half an hour then we went to sleep. the end.
this is what i have planned for today:
to read comics until angela gets here tonight.
4 more days until christmas. later.
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